Swindle's CR chart

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Swindle's Customer List (Also known as a CR Chart)
( Kat )	A Fascinating Talent A friendly girl, with an amazing power! The idea of "Pokemon" sounds very marketable doesn't it? Heh, if we were in my own universe, I would have tried to catch her and sell her to the highest bidder. Since we're not, I'll settle with examining her from afar~ Nice enough, intelligent, and good friends with Saft. Doesn't seem to mind me as much as others here do.
( Blurr )	Can you say "Terrible Bad Luck"? Who knew that constant mental and emotional abuse could be so amusing? I don't even try half the time, and what's worse, the kid works for me now. Better not let Skyfire know though, I doubt he'll like it that I'm taking advantage of his precious sparkling. Oh I suppose it's worth mentioning that I may have tried to drown and freeze him to death when I first got here, but luckily I apologized for this minor misunderstanding.
( Starscream (the skinny one) )	We're at an Understanding Imagine my surprise when I first got here, and my call to Commander Starscream ended with me talking to quite a different Starscream than I was used to. In the end I discovered that he may be different, but he was just as vicious, backstabbing, and manipulative as I would expect from any Starscream in any universe. So naturally we get along fine, though he trusts me about as far as he can throw the Nemesis. I pegged him as an intelligent one. He's doesn't seem to hide his low self-esteem behind a flamboyant nature like the other one, but the way he tries to hide it is equally funny. The only wrinkle I can really think of is his instance of me being "loyal" to him. Out of all the things he wanted, why did it have to be my loyalty? Hmph, competence, there are some bots who shouldn't have it.
( Knockout )	An Excellent Customer In more ways than one. An attractive enough 'con I suppose, but he's really not as good looking as he thinks he is. But if it will get me aboard the Nemesis, then I'll do what it takes. Yes, yes opportunistic, go cry me a river.
( Bumblebee )	Failed to Sell I'm a persistent guy, I'll make him come around soon enough~
( Soundwave )	A Rather Large Obstacle I like devoted, mindless minions of warlords when they're not both intelligent and competent. Lugnut is a personal favourite of mine because he does not have either of those qualities, and it's easy to profit from him. Soundwave on the other servo... well let's just say that I won't be doing any overt double-or-triple-crossing while he's watching me as carefully as he is. He's a customer though, so I'm willing to put up with quite a bit of his snooping. To a certain degree.
( Twilight )	Needs to be Dealt With. Yep.
( Saft )	I'd Almost Feel Bad Can we say "naive to the ways of the world"? Yes? Well then you'll have part of dear little Saft's description. I don't particularly find it an endearing trait, but the other parts of her balance it out. She's spunky and opinionated, and seems to have a strong sense of right and wrong. So why is she friends with me? Well refer to the first sentence and there you have it. Her friendship was easy to obtain, and is so far been very easy to keep, quite frankly it looks good for me to introduce myself as "Saft's Friend" to others. Not to say that I don't like her of course! I just find her presence to be extremely useful to me and my own cause. Oh go turn that river into an ocean you over-emotional sparklings.
( Optimus Prime )	An Autobot Leader Willing to help me if I need it, despite being a Decepticon. I'm both impressed by the strength of his virtue, and the fact that he has managed to stay alive so long with that method of thinking. Really, what's his secret? I must see him in battle someday. Not against me though.
( Ichigo )	Waitwut Ichigo is apparently a tiny Princess... well I'm still not completely sure what she is, but she is interesting. She also has the power to grow whatever "strawberries" are. I have not seen her or her powers in person, but I find it easy to believe her for whatever reason.
( Skyfire )	A Done Deal I have the feeling that Skyfire won't want much to do with me now, not that he had wanted much to do with me before. It doesn't matter though, I got what I wanted for him, even though the price of it was remarkably high.
( Wasp )	A Little Off the Deep End When I say a little, I actually mean a lot.
( ???? )	Working For Me Or at least she should be, I wonder where she went to.
( Megatron )	All Hail Lord Megatron :| I can handle being threatened, it's part of my job description, but having my wares forcibly taken from me? Well, that's an entirely different matter altogether. Lord Megatron, like Starscream, commands my total loyalty and commitment to him, which is unfortunate for me. Again I can't help but compare the two different versions. While the Megatron I knew was colder and more merciless than a world taken by an ice age, this Megatron is hot-tempered and as ruthless as a super-volcano. Every bit as predictable too. I prefer dealing with the Megatron I know... if only because I know he's less likely to kill me.
( Starscream (The bulkier one) )	This is Going to be Harder Than I Thought I hope I didn't lost a potential customer when I insisted on taking the engine plans of Starscream's pet Autobot. He has so far been utterly uninterested in dealing with me, and I want to do something about that, hmm.
( ???? )	A Potential Target There are apparently three Starscreams? I need to meet this one someday
( Dirge. )	Cloning is a wonderful thing Dirge is both wonderfully helpful and daunting to deal with at times. I mean, he's cute (in a Starscream clone kind of way), but after a while, that hoarding business gets a little old. But he's really useful to have around, so I guess I can put up with whatever he throws at me, it makes life interesting I guess? My only worry is that he'll poke his faceplate into something he shouldn't, since who knows what happens in this city, right?
( Kay. )	Obnoxious but charming I'm really torn between finding her the most annoying creature in the universe and being entertained by her. Oh well, at least she keeps Dirge busy.